2. Scream something other than “Oh God”

3. If you want better sex from a man, have a lesbian teach him what to do.

4. A man’s wallet is not your kingdom.

5. You ordered dinner, show and flowers. Cost, sex.

6. There is no difference between a date that cost him money or a prostitute.

7. A prostitute is cheaper to have than a girlfriend

8. Men do have other places on their body that can stimulate them.

9. Women know everything about fashion, men are taught fashion a whole one hour their entire life.

10. Romance is a fantasy created by the brain. Men are too busy saving the world to think abut it.

11. Men do need time away from you.

12. Beyond contrary belief you are not the only woman in the world with a vir-jay-jay.

13. Your bills are not his.

14. Just because you move in with a man, doesn’t mean you have an excuse for not paying rent.

15. I haven’t changed, you just came back to reality.

16. Your braveness level should not change because you now have a boyfriend in your life.

17. Yes, they can leave you in a snap.