Looks like Ellen Pompeo doesn’t like wearing a bra. Either that or she’s stealing raisins from that grocery store.
So the MET holds this costume thingy every year. I guess it’s just an excuse for celebs to dress up. I’m not sure about the “costume” part tho. I would have came as Superman or a Jedi. Lucky for you I am here to share ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY pictures. whew.
Beyonce looks like she’s really glad to be there.
Blake Lively is that chick from Gossip Girl. Yeah… she looks like a teenager…
Christina Ricci is looking less like an alien every day. You go girl!
Emmy Rossum is under rated as an actress and a hottie.
Eva Longoria looks mighty fine… but I still hate her.
Did you know that Eva Mendes got her start as a “video girl” in Will Smith’s video “Miami.” She later starred with him in “Hitch.” He didn’t remember her.
Fergie looks scarier than normal.
Gisele Bundchen looks like a man. But has great side b00b.
I love that the old Hilary Duff is back. She put some weight back on and dumped those huge teeth she used to have. We love you just the way you are Hilary!
Jennifer Lopez must have left the twins with the nanny.
Sorry Kate Bosworth, you are still too skinny. What happened to that bod from “Blue Crush”?
It’s Katie Holmes and some short guy. I think she shaved her head for Scientology. That’s a wig.
Kristin Davis is my favorite “Sex & the City” girl.
I don’t care what Mischa Barton’s butt looks like. I think she’s gorgeous.
Molly Simms.
The scariest person at the gala. Naomi Watts. WTF?
One of the Olsen Twins showed up as a bag lady.
Rachel Bilson’s dress is hot, hot hot! But is she really going out with him? yup.
Sorry. Never thought Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot.
Scarlett Johansson shows off her new engagement ring from Ryan Reynolds.
Taylor Swift. Who. Cool makeup!
So who do you think looked the best? Leave a comment!
So there’s this show called “Ugly Betty.” I’ve heard of it before (I think) but I’ve never seen it. I’m confused that it’s still on the air. I guess chicks watch it or something. Anywho… Lindsay Lohan is going to be on the season finale of it. Not like you or I care. This story is just an excuse for me to post pictures of Lindsay in this hot dress and sporting Farah Fawcett hair.
I’m thinking Ryan Reynolds must like really wacky musicians. First he was married to Alanis Morissette, and now he’s engaged to Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, are engaged.
The 23-year-old actress and the 31-year-old actor have not set a wedding date, Johansson’s publicist, Marcel Pariseau, said Monday.
What? You didn’t know Scarlett could sing? Well, she can’t. Get ready to have your ears bleed by watching her first music video:
Jessica Alba was spotted outside of Mr. Chow’s in LA. I guess she REALLY wants us to see her amazing growing b00bs, so who am I to deny her? Here they are.
Okay… FIRST Access Hollywood said that Mariah Carey (38) is engaged to Nick Cannon (27):
It appears Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are ready to make beautiful music together.
A source close to Mariah has confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon.
Now LATINA.com is claiming Mariah is MARRIED.
A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was “very implusive,” according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.
First of all, I thought Mariah was, I dunno, like 43 years old, not 38. Secondly, I thought Nick Cannon was , I dunno, like 17 years old not 27. So I was way off. Finally, I didn’t even know these two were dating. And to be honest, the whole thing creeps me out.
and there’s more:
Mischa barton sports a new look that will hopefully become a trend this summer. A shirt where I can see the bra? Sweet. Sounds like that movie “So Fine.” I remember running home from school to catch that movie on HBO before my parents came home. I’d be sitting in the family room with my hands down my pants as my grandmother would yell from the kitchen:
“Jimmy! Do you want a fruit roll up for a snack?”
“Not NOW grandma! In a (ughh) minute! And don’t come in here!”
Okay. I’ve said too much.
Here’s Jenny at the White House correspondence dinner. She looks okay I guess. For a H.A.M. (hot-ass-mom). I still think she should have never taken out the implants.
Okay. Here’s the deal. Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz took some pictures of Miley Cyrus for Vanity Fair. Keep in mind that her dad was AT the photoshoot with her, taking some pretty creepy photos with his 15 year old daughter. The cover shot is Miley ‘topless’ in just a wrap. I can only assume that the squeaky clean Disney star got an earful from the Disney execs about the racy cover shot. Miley and her P.R. machine quickly spun the story:
A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.
The article, written by Bruce Handy, seems to support that claim, quoting Ms. Cyrus as saying, “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie.” She also said of the photo, “I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”
Then Miley spoke out herself:
“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”
Of course Vanity Fair shot back:
“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”
And ya just gotta love Vanity Fair’s honesty about the whole deal.
Well-placed sources at Vanity Fair say that the mag is “happy for all the press — we’re selling magazines, after all,” and when it comes to Miley’s suggestion that the legendary Leibovitz got her to take a topless shot, “Are you going to believe Annie Leibovitz or Miley Cyrus?”
For her part, Leibovitz said in a statement, “I’m sorry that my portrait of Miley has been misinterpreted.”
And if Miley was so upset about the photoshoot, why was she having so much fun during it? Check out this video:
Holy big time fun bags Batman! Halle Berry showed up at the Silver Rose gala & auction in Beverly Hills yesterday, sporting her milk filled gazongas. There’s one happy baby out there somewhere.
Denise Richards sure is in a bikini a lot recently. Maybe that’s because she’s gone have her own reality series soon. Nothing sells a reality series like a hot H.A.M. (hot-ass-mom) in a bikini. (Yes… I’m still trying to get H.A.M. started.)
Lynne Spears talked to Life & Style about Jamie Lynn and gave her thoughts on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy.
“I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age,” she tells Life & Style. “All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands.”
In God’s hands? Geez mom… maybe you should have taken your daughter’s life into your OWN hands. Screw up once with Britney, shame on her. Screw up twice with Jamie Lynn, shame on you. Maybe you shouldn’t have left your 13 year old daughter to fend for herself in LA for years. Moron.
Now here are some pics of a preggers Jamie Lynn. Is it wrong that these pictures turn me on? Oh boy. I’m going to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks fer sure.
