OMG! Lauren & Audrina MUST have bumped into that BIOTCH Hiedi at the premiere of “Cloverfield.” That must have been AWKWARD! (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s because you are not a 15 year old girl. Just enjoy the hot chicks.)
For those that have watched “High School Musical” (as I have, I love it.) You may or may not recognize Ashley Tisdale. She plays the rich stuck up blond named Sharpai or something like that. Anyway… here’ her NEW NOSE. Damn that girl got a lot taken off. I wonder if she sold the left overs to Michael Jackson so he can rebuild his.
Lindsay Lohan looks glam-glam at the premiere for CLOVERFIELD, but she’ll soon be working with dead people.
LISTEN to the story now:
So how was the new Terminator series? Listen to my 30 second review:
We it looks like nobody went to the premiere of “In the Name of the king” this weekend. Probably because it sucks ass. Ya know what doesn’t suck ass? LeeLee Sobieski’s AWESOME RACK! She needs to start doing some movies with a little skin in them. Don’t stare to long… you might go blind.
I could post some quippy response here, but this story is now just sad. Just read the damn story:
Apparently, Britney Spears is not completely lacking in maternal instincts after all.
Amid much frenzy, the troubled pop star finally showed up at the Los Angeles County Courthouse around 1:30 pm Monday, ostensibly to fight for the right to see her boys.
However, Spears pal Sam Lutfi told E! News via text message that the throngs of paparazzi awaiting the singer’s arrival made it impossible for her to enter the building, as there was “no way to get her out of the car safely.” Spears’ entourage, including current boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, circled three times before giving up.
Now after all this… I just saw on CNN.com (yes THAT CNN) that there was some sort of hearing going on, so I think Brit made it last minute. I would say I’ll keep you updated, but since I don’t really give a shite, I doubt that you do either.
EDIT… I said I wouldn’t do this, but…
A court commissioner decided Monday to keep in effect an order suspending Britney Spears’ right to visit her two sons and keeping them in the custody of ex-husband Kevin Federline.
What is Hayden doing in this section on a Monday? Not much. Just lookin pretty. Missing me. And we miss her. No HEROES tonight. Or next Monday. Or the Monday after that. Or after that. Or after that. I’m sorry… I’m gonna go cry now.
According to my score card, Rachel Bilson has one more chance. That chance is a sci-fi thriller called JUMPER coming out in February. Of course, that’s not much of a chance since the movie stars the douche that played Darth Vader in the new Star Wars series. But don’t despair… this is good news for us. She’ll have to take the Alyssa Milano route and get naked in a bunch of B-movies. That’s it! Everyone ban JUMPER!
Well it looks like Vanessa Hudgens is back in the studio recording a new album. Some of the tracks include:
“Me & My Polaroid”
“A picture is worth a thousand words”
“Don’t trust the net”
“E-mail hates me”
and my favorite: “Naked Time, Sexy Time!”
WHO IS THIS? Listen to find out.
Sometimes you come across a picture of your favorite celeb that makes you sweat. It makes your heart go pitter patter. It makes your pants tight. To find a picture of Hayden Panettiere isn’t unusual for me. Let’s face it. I have a small obsession with her. But I think you’ll have to admit, the way this girl works her mouth is a work of art.
Okay. I’ve ragged on Megan Fox in the past. I still think she’s too skinny, and those tattoos have got to go. But damn! Check out the caboose on this chick. Forget bouncing quarters off that arse, you could bounce Susan B. Anthony’s off that arse. Or at least those gold one dollar coins the government thought was a good idea. Wow. THAT was a mistake.
