Well Britney wasn’t nice enough to not wear a bra with her see-though shirt, like Lindsay did, but she still looks great. See gals? Do ya see what I’m talking about? No kids=looks good. Kids=let yourself go, eat more, and get lesbian hair cut.
Dear Lindsay.
Thank you for putting your weight back on and getting off the drugs. You are looking really great these days. I heard you were dating a girl that looks like a boy? That’s cool. I mean it IS 2008 and all. But I really want to thank you for your fashion sense. I believe that a young woman like yourself, who has very perky sweater mittens should be able to go without a bra. And if you want to wear a see-through shirt to show off said fun-bags? That’s awesome in my book. So thanks Lindsay. Today you saved me from looking for p0rn to spank to. You are my hero.
-the_walrus
Alan Panettiere was arrested this morning for allegedly smackin’ his wife Leslie Panettiere in the face at around 3 a.m. Alan and Lesley were at a party Sunday evening when Alan became upset because Lesley was “hanging” with someone and he felt she was “disrespecting” him, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Alan is currently being held on $50,000 bail, according to TMZ.
I think the conversation went something like this: “You wanna be a hero? Well… do ya biotch?”
If you’ve been here more than once today, you’ve seen all the chicks from the Kids Choice Awards (which airs tonight on FOX.) And you must have been thinking to yourself “Where’s Hayden?” Well I’ve saved the best for last (or first.) So here’s my girlfriend Hayden looking summer-y & Hawaiian.
Here are some more “leaked” Miley Cyrus pictures. Of course at this point we can all yawn at these photos. Not like we haven’t seem them before. We can also assume at this point that Miley Cyrus has some sort of magical protective spell cast on her since no one seems to care anymore. A 15yr old Disney star that sells millions of albums and has a hit tween TV show with throngs of fans ranging from 5 years old and up… poses in her UNDERWEAR AGAIN and no one bats an eyelash.
I personally think that Miley is TRYING to get fired from Disney. But at this point the girl is just TOO HUGE. Even though the parents of these young girls probably CRINGE at the sight of pics like these, it’s not like they can do anything about it. What are they gonna do? Ban Miley? I think not. There would be mutiny! And believe me, you’d rather face a ship full of pirates without rum than a neighborhood of young girls without Miley.
So Miley… you keep taking your clothes off, and I’ll keep buying your albums. Just don’t tell anyone I’ve looked at these photos.
Here’s JoJo at the KCAs. You may remember JoJo from the movie “RV” or “Aquamarine.” Or you may know her from some of the music hits she has had. Now you’ll remember her for making your pants tight.
Looks like vanessa got some sun this summer. Here’s the “High School Musical” cutie with her boyfriend Zac. Still can’t believe I’ve seen her nekked. (giggle)
Wow. I never realized how many freckles Rachel Bilson has. And someone feed her.
Here’s Kristen Bell at the KCA. I added the pictures of her announcing an award so you ladies could gaze at the dreamy “Sawyer.”
“The Hills” phenomenon continues. Lauren Conrad was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly this week, explaining how her show is like totally not fake. Even though the producers scout locations ahead of time, e-mail her & her “co-stars” itineraries, and have “story-writers.” Totally not fake.
Remember when Scarlett was the hottest chick around? Remember when we all drooled over her? What happened? Oh yeah… she put out that album and got engaged to Ryan Reynolds. Career killers.
