Jessica Simpson’s breasts have been recognized as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly. Here’s their Top 10 list:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles
I will hold back my ruling until I can see all these chicks nekked without bras. Then the winner would be Natalie Portman.
Pamela Anderson has branded Jessica Simpson a “b***h and w***e”. The former ‘Baywatch’ babe is furious the ‘With You’ singer wore a T-shirt emblazoned with the slogan, ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’.
Pammie - an active campaigner for animal rights group PETA - said: “I think she is a b***h and a w***e. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”
The 40-year-old actress says she is proud to be a vegetarian, insisting it is a good lifestyle choice for everybody.
She told an Australian radio show: “I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”
Someone should probably tell her that her fake fun bags will be roaming the earth for about 10,000 years after she’s long gone.
I don’t care what anyone says, I think Brooke Hogan is hot. Sure she’s a tall woman, but I’m tall. And yes, she’s built like a brick sh*t house, but hey… I sh*t. Here’s Brooke in the new MAXIM magazine.
Okay, that was an easy one. Of course it’s Britney showing off her panties over the past weekend. This time around we really can’t blame poor Brit. I mean, she was WEARING panties this time. And the photographers basically shoved their lenses up Brit’s skirt as she walked up the stairs.
Of course, if Britney could actually STAY home, none of this would ever happen… but who are we kidding?
Let’s talk “The Bachelorette.” Wow this chick has made some bold moves! She let the Science Teacher go? Eliminated the chef & the Chicago guy in one date! And OMG! She got rid of hottie Grahm last week! Holy Geez! I’m not sure why she got rid of Grahm… like Jessie has a chance in H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.
So who will it be? Jason the diminutive dad, or Jeremy the pretend-niceguy but actual player? My bet is Jeremy, only because Deanna is too selfish to be a step mom. She wants her own kids. Three in the next four years to be exact. If that dream comes true she can kiss her body goodbye.
Speaking of her body… here she is in a bikini. SCHWING! She didn’t look this good on the show! Of course I stand by my evaluation. This chick is a fat girl waiting to happen.
Damn this chick is everywhere these days. That’s Audrina Patridge from “The Hills” and everywhere I turn on the internet, this chick pops up. I’m thinking it MIGHT be her recently acquired huge fun bags. I haven’t seen sweater mittens hang that far apart since Tori Spelling on BH-Niner. Do you think MTV paid for those? And how much ya wanna bet she told the doc: “let’s go a little bigger.”
PS… my new nickname for this chick is “Chompers.”
Cindy Margolis stopped by the Howard Stern show to promote her second appearance in Playboy. She just recently got divorced… so guys… this 40 yr old cougar is on the prowl. Of course if you dated her, you would need a sladge hammer to take off all that make up. Oh, and being legally blind probably wouldn’t hurt.
Britney did something this week. Something about having over night visits with her kids, or getting mobbed at the airport after coming back from Louisiana… sumthin. Like I care. Like you care. Like anyone cares.
Of course when Britney straightens her hair, now that’s something to blog about! I don’t know why I am still obsessed with this red-neck idiot that lost her body 6 years ago. Maybe I feel like I can FIX Britney! Send her on down here to Florida, and I’ll show her what real work is! I’ll have her vacuuming in high heels and working out on the Wii Fit till she gets her figure back. She can leave the brats at home with K-Fed.
Looks like hayden’s character on HEROES is going to see a lot of action this fall. First she cuts her blond locks, and now she goes brunette! Maybe it’s her evil twin! In any case… hotness!
