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Shobiz Newsy News #63

The_Walrus — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:33:36 +0000

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Episode Description: Megan Fox’s movie bombs, Amanda Bynes retires from acting, Perez Hilton in trouble with Miley Cyrus, Lady Ga-Ga in trouble with the Yankees, and Khloe Kardashian buys husband Lamar a gift. Plus TWIP!

Megan Fox let’s her b00bs do the acting

The_Walrus — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:17:51 +0000

Megan Fox showed up at the premiere for “Jonah Hex” which, by the looks of it, may turn out to be the biggest bomb of the summer. I think it’s time to stop Megan Fox from acting at all. Just let her b00bs do the acting from now on.

Left b00b: “It seems a little cold in here.”
Right b00b: “Really, I seem fine. No. Wait… I do feel something getting harder.”
Left b00b: “I told you. LOOK OUT! I saw a giant robot!”
Right b00b: “Quick! Run in slow motion!”

Miley Gets a New Tattoo… On Her Ear!

The_Walrus — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:23:56 +0000

Miley Cyrus hit the streets of New York with an iPad, her bra showing, and a new tattoo. ON HER EAR! Because you know, nothing says classy like a jailhouse tat on the ear. It’s funny, I have that same tattoo, but mine says “wax”.

Here’s what Miley was probably saying on the streets.

“Oh hey ya’all! Opps? Is my bra showing? The black one with the lacy top? Oh, that’s just sumthin I threw on this mornin! And oops! Is my wife beater top see-through? Silly me y’all! It’s not like I’m TRYIN to be sexy! It’s just the way the good lord made me! Hold on y’all, I think that 40 year old guy over there is staring at me.”

“Hey! YOU! Old guy! Want don’t ya take a picture, it’ll last longer! PERV!”

Demi Lovato in a Bikini

The_Walrus — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:49:44 +0000

Looks like Demi Lovato had a good time at the beach… maybe TOO good of a time at the ole water sports. Seems she contracted a bit of the “ass eating bikini” disease as she stepped out of the water. Nothing that a little adjustment couldn’t fix.

Uncensored pics:
http://www.zipperfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Demi_Lovato-bikini08-un.jpg
http://www.zipperfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Demi_Lovato-bikini09-un.jpg

The Jersey Shore classes up the MTV Movie Awards

The_Walrus — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:11:00 +0000

The Jersey Shore kids stopped by the MTV Movie Awards. Let’s see… there’s the cement hair kid, the old guy with abs, the dough-boy, the boring guy, the midget, the fake-boob chick, and those other two chicks, one’s called sweetie or sumethin. Everybody got that? Now watch the midget chomp on some silicone. (Maybe that’s what stunted her growth!)