Every once and awhile a movie comes along that creates a sort of MASS HYPNOSIS. Critics and normal people alike buy into the hype, and make themselves believe that a movie is better than what it actually is. I think that is what happened with “The Dark Knight,” because I’m hear to tell you the truth. This movie kinda sucked.
Hey gang.
As you probably know, ZipperFish.com uses WORDPRESS as our content management system. When Wordpress recently made a huge jump to 2.5, they encouraged everyone to use GRAVATRS or Global Avatars. This is a free service that has an avatar follow you around the web. Sounded pretty sweet to me.
But I guess it’s not to sweet to you guys. People were having troubles with it, and getting mighty frustrated. Well I have heard you people! Screw registering for yet another service! Screw Gravatars!
So starting today, you can once again UPLOAD YOUR OWN AVATAR to ZipperFish.com. Easy & simple.
So if you are registered, go UPDATE YOUR PROFILE and upload an avatar! Do it HERE! Do it NOW!
(And to all you people that HAD gravatrs, I apologize for the inconvenience.)
Don’t forget to help out ZipperFish this weekend. Here’s how you can help:
1. The movie you’ve waited all summer to see opens this weekend, The Dark Knight. I want to see a lot of comments, so go review it in the MOVIES SECTION.
2. Tune in Friday night to ZipperFishLive! It’s a fun show that I host live. Tune in before you go out, or when you get home. It’s a wild and trippy show.
3. Post a video on your MySpace & Facebook. Or take the Batman Quiz and place an award image on your page!
4. Finally, head on over to our super cool FORUMS! yes the forums are back. You are welcome.
And now we crown the ZIPPERFISH USER OF THE WEEK!
This weeks winner is skullgirl!
It’s SkullGirl’s birthday today, so happy birthday SG! SkullGirl has a skull for a head, but it is covered with skin, so she’s got that going for her. She’s also an 80’s music master. She sometimes displays her knowledge of 80’s music in WAY after hours ZFL when we sometimes do a music game.
You can also find SkullGirl in the Ustream chat. She’s always there. I mean always. She’s kinda a stalker. Come to think of it… I may be encouraging her now. Aww crap. Too late.
Today’s Top 5 Cool Stories (not covered here.)
Khloe Kardashian in jail for 173 minutes
Salma Hayek isn’t marrying a billionaire anymore
Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant
Midnight stampede to ‘The Dark Knight’ sets record
Spears granted additional visitation with boys

Britney Spears has agreed to hand the parenting reins over to Kevin Federline.
K-Fed’s longtime attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan exclusively tells E! News that the divorced duo have reached a settlement in their long-gestating custody case.According to the agreement signed by all parties, Federline gets sole legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James and Spears will have visitation rights.
“The case has been settled,” Kaplan said. “The court still has to approve it. ” Both parties are due in court Friday morning.
The case had been set to go to trial next month but all had been hoping to settle up beforehand.
“As of this evening there is a fully executed deal memo…All the issues that would have been addressed at trial have been settled,” Kaplan told E! News. “Can’t speak to the exact terms of the deal. Orders in place…will stay in place.”But although this is theoretically good news for Federline, Kaplan maintains that this isn’t exactly what his client had in mind.
“Kevins was not [out] to get custody. Kevins goal was to set up some kind of template so the mother of his children can co-parent,” Kaplan said.
“He said I need to have Britney to be involved in the coparenting of the kids but I need there to be a structure.”
Over the years Britney Spears has gone through a lot. As part of the Mickey Mouse Club on Disney, Britney started her career in show business at an early age and probably missed out on her childhood. I’ve been a fan of Britney’s from the beginning, and I have supported her for the most part. I try to make this blog “Britney Free” when it comes to her kids, as I don’t think the world needs to know every detail of her custody case.
Then there is today. It turns out Britney is giving up her kids to Kevin Federline. K-Fed is getting full custody of their two sons, which of course comes with thousands of dollars a month in child support.
I want Britney to get better, and if this is the way, then more power to her. But this whole thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. What kind of mother gives up her kids? I’ll tell you. The kind of mother that never should have had kids to begin with.
Kids will not make your life complete. A child is not a bet that you can send to the kennel when you go on vacation. Parenting, as Jamie Lynn Spears says, is not “So much fun.” Children are a responsibility that will last for the rest of your life.
The world is changing, and so are our values. However, children should not come before marriage. If you can’t handle a marriage, you can’t handle a kid. Period.
So to all you celebs that are having kids on a whim or out of wed-lock, F*ck you, Suck it.
Jessica Alba, Jamie Lynn Spears, Nicole Richie… you are bad examples in a world full of impressionable & irresponsible people.
Britney, I hope you are making this decision to give you the time you need to help you become a better person and mother, and not just a way to dump your kids because you want to party and you didn’t want them in the first place. But somehow I think it’s more of the latter.
Britney, you are a loser. But the real losers are your kids.
Just got this email from “anonymous@megaproxy.com”:
Just to tell ya that there are some ppl watching from africa … and i wanted to tell ya that ‘africans’ do not love r*ping or dry sex … but then i guess you said it to provoke this email so, i wont go into that …
Dammit! Have there been postings about African dry sex and humping and I don’t know it? Those damn midgets that live under my desk and do all the work for me must have figured out my passwords again! They hate Africans!
-William Petersen is leaving “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”
-Katie Holmes joins the cast of “Eli Stone”
-Christopher Gorham, who plays the endearing accountant Henry on “Ugly Betty,” has left the show to co-star on CBS’ midseason drama “Harper’s Island.”
-Amy Poehler might leave SNL to join “30 Rock”
-Michael J Fox joins “Rescue Me” for a 4 episode arch next season
-”Nip Tuck” will end in 2011 after it’s 100th episode
Here’s an idea… when you have pot in your pocket, it’s probably not a good idea to get wasted at a bar, stumble outside, pee on the sidewalk, then pull a 17 year olds top down. Just an idea.
Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager’s top, police said.
The former co-star of the TV sitcom “NewsRadio” was released from a detention center after posting $5,000 bail. Calls to his representatives seeking comment were not immediately returned.
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Friends escorted Dick to a truck, which officers stopped at a nearby Sam’s Club, police said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said.
Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.
Sorry for the lack of updates today. I’m working hard on a Batman Villain quiz… with VIDEO starring ME! Here’s a sneak peek:

Today’s Top 5 Cool Stories (not covered here.)
Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel break up.
The New Yorker hates Obama… YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
Britney Filming that Madonna video thingy. (pics)
Budweiser gets sold… McCain’s profit.
Brett Favre still whining.



















