Now this I didn’t know… Tila Tequila has saved gay marriage! That’s right, the MTV D-List celeb is stupid enough to actually believe that it was HER who caused gay marriage to become legal in California! Talking about her show “A Shot at Love,” Tila said this:
“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”
Wow. Using that logic, I have saved nude beaches in Florida because of “Naked Time Sexy Time.”
Hey LiquidGeneration.com…
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Sitting in you BIG offices in Beverly Hills. Wasting your time, trying to be someone on the internet. Your time has come and gone my friends. Your original animations are embarrassingly lame, your writing staff is lack-luster and you have been reduced to making quizzes like “The Super Sweet Jonas Brothers Quiz.” How sad for you. How sad that you have been reduced to courting 12 year old girls to your site. Your last ‘hit’ was taking commercial clips and hacking them together in an attempt at a viral video… something that 14 year old kids do better than you. But hey… that’s what wasting 20 million dollars over 9 years gets you, right?
But it’s not like you stopped there. Oh no. Your creativity well is so dry, that you have to come after me. Little ole Walrus in his one bedroom apartment in Florida. The guy that Co-Founded your company. The guy that SAVED your company from going under. The guy that PUT YOU ON THE MAP with hits like “The Mystery of Britney Spears’ Breasts” (still the most watched thing on your site) and “Whoose Boobs” (your longest running series.)
Yes… now you have to come and STEAL from me. STEAL MY ORIGINAL QUIZ, The Marvel Super Hero Personality test. I was the guy that wrote that quiz. I was the guy that researched that quiz. I F-ING MADE THAT QUIZ.
Now I didn’t INVENT quizzes. There are certainly a lot out there. And if you guys want to make a Marvel quiz, go for it. THE LEAST YOU COULD HAVE DONE was to change the damn questions and answers! Are you THAT lazy? MILLIONS OF DOLLARS you have. Yet you steal from me!
You should be ashamed of yourselves. F–king hacks.
I want a written apology & I want MY QUIZ taken down from your site. Otherwise, I might just have to take things from you. Characters long dead, I might decide to resurrect. Or maybe I’ll just rally the ZipperHeads. We will see how loyal your fan base is compared to mine. We will see if people like the little guy more than the big corporation that STEALS. We will see who wins… David or Goliath.
Ball is in your court… I don’t think you want me to release a VIRAL VIDEO series on my life at LiquidGeneration. That would be bad for you. Really… really bad.
Update
Got this e-mail from Slippy Jenkins today:
Hey,
Just saw your post on the Superhero quiz. I would have responded in the comments, but I couldn’t register. So feel free to post my response if you desire:
You wrote the Marvel Superhero Quiz while you were an employee of LiquidGeneration. LiquidGeneration owns the quiz, not The Walrus, Slippy Jenkins, Zipperfish, etc. Recently, we redesigned the quiz you wrote because the old one broke. Yes, we used the script you wrote — if it’s not broke, don’t fix it.
Again, while you definitely wrote the awesomeness that is this quiz, saying that we stole it from you is ridiculous. It was never yours to begin with. It’s LiquidGeneration’s.
Hope you’re doing well. Really.
Jim [last named with-held by ZipperFish]
Head Writer
www.liquidgeneration.com
And My Response:
two words: Intellectual Property.
Slippy… I appreciate the response, but the fact is that you and I both know I was the only person who worked on that quiz. I researched it, I wrote it, and I put it together. Then, it lay dormant and broken for YEARS on your site.
I understand that you guys wanted to resurrect it, but since it was mine to begin with, the least you could have done was to change around the questions… or contacted me… or looked at my site to see if I had it up. It’s called professional courtesy. Something which you guys have not had for me since the day I left.
Your lack of corporation with other sites astounds me. When you guys want to stop trying to butt heads with everyone on the internet and actually team up for some good work and cross site promotions, gimmie a call.
In the mean time, you guys can hide all you want behind the notion that you “own” my intellectual property, that’s fine. But whether or not LiquidGeneration owns it, it’s still pretty low to dredge up an old quiz that you KNOW was my baby, and try to pass it off as something “new” that your genius creative team came up with.
I would never try to pass off “Butterhands” or “Sabotage” as my own. Because I know the difference between an individual effort and a team effort.
The_Walrus
President
ZipperFish.com
http://www.zipperfish.com
Shia can’t hide from us! Yesterday I posted a YouTube of Shia goading his buddy to slap him by calling him a faggot while drunk. Something that I do every weekend. Anyway… had to take down the post because it was pulled from YouTube. Lucky for you, I have found the video. Not lucky for Shia who has this to say:
“The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend,” LaBeouf’s rep tells me exclusively. “He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”
Gee… that’s kinda the way I feel about me doing “Naked Time Sexy Time” and TechCrunch posting it. Maybe I should cry foul and hire a rep. Then again… who gives a sh*t. Let’s get naked and slap each other around!
Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl named “Honor” on Saturday. She plans to name her next child “Medal Of” then go on Million Dollar Password.
The 27-year-old actress gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, on Saturday, her publicist Brad Cafarelli said Monday in an e-mail to The Associated Press. Cafarelli didn’t provide further details.
Alba and Warren wed last month after becoming engaged in December. They met on the set of the 2005 film “The Fantastic Four,” which costarred Alba. Warren was a director’s assistant.
Don’t forget to help out ZipperFish this weekend. Here’s how you can help:
1. Two big movies open this weekend. Kung Fu Panda and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. If you see a movie this weekend, go review it in the MOVIES SECTION.
2. Tune in Friday night to ZipperFishLive! It’s a fun show that I host live. Tune in before you go out, or when you get home. It’s a wild and trippy show.
3. Finally, head on over to our super cool FORUMS! yes the forums are back. You are welcome.
And now we crown the ZIPPERFISH USER OF THE WEEK!
This weeks winner is bigalau!
bigalau (aka BigAl) is a faithful viewer of ZipperFishLive, a huge donator to ZipperFish and an Aussie to boot. We here at ZipperFish don’t know much about Australia, other than the fact that they have kangaroos and Fosters. Oh… and the REAL WORLD shot there. That season kinda sucked after that big-boobie girl Shauvon left. Remember her? She was hot. Those were some big fun bags. Where was I? Oh yeah… Big Al. You win buddy. What do you win? These pics of that big boobie girl from the Real World Australia:
Geez… as usual, I headed on over to Google.com/trends to find out what people are searching for. And just take a look at what I found! It seems America is hooked on “The Bachelor” marathon on VH1. Today’s Bachelor series is the one with 3rd string quarterback Jesse Palmer. He chooses jessica, okay? Now stop watching it. He dumped her right after the show anyway.
ZipperFish has been hacked. We are working on it. Please be patient with the updates till we can get back to normal.
Police say Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O’Neal has been arrested after buying crack cocaine near her home in Manhattan.
Police say the 44-year-old actress was seen making the illicit purchase at about 7:30 p.m. Sunday. She is charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance.
O’Neal, daughter of actor Ryan O’Neal, appears regularly on the cable television series “Rescue Me” and was the youngest person to win an Oscar for her role in 1973’s “Paper Moon.”
She chronicled her struggles with addiction in her memoir, “A Paper Life.”
Who buys crack at 7:30pm on a Sunday? Didn’t she know that the MTV movie awards was on TV? I mean, I could see 2am on Sunday morning but at dinner time? She must have really been jonesing.
UPDATE:
Officers found two bags on her—one with crack and the other filled with regular cocaine—along with an unused crack pipe, said Wysokowski.
Sources told the New York Daily News that the actress originally told officers that she was just “doing research for a part,” but once they found the narcotics and paraphernalia, she burst into tears and pleaded with them to cut her a break.
“I’ve been clean for a long time. Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me! Can you let me go?” O’Neal was quoted as saying.
Well after a long dry spell, The Z-Chick section is back! We are starting fresh and I couldn’t have asked for a better first addition! Meet Dominique! She’s a Florida resident from NYC and loves the sun. She’s got a hidden talent and you won’t believe her favorite part of ZipperFish! See her profile and check out her pics and interview! Click Here.
