Oh please Jennifer. It’s not like we didn’t watch the first couple seasons of FRIENDS. You know… when you wore fake breasts in your bra called “chicken cutlets” in Hollywood. Then it’s not like we didn’t notice when you stopped wearing them during season three. No bra and headlights showing. We all saw your tear-dropped shaped size B b00bs.

And now look at you. Pushing 40 and you have the breasts of a 22 year old. And they are SO much bigger now. And yet you still say you haven’t gotten any work done? We aren’t stupid girlfriend. Just admit it. Now you are just making yourself look foolish.