Okay… FIRST Access Hollywood said that Mariah Carey (38) is engaged to Nick Cannon (27):

It appears Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are ready to make beautiful music together.

A source close to Mariah has confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon.

Now LATINA.com is claiming Mariah is MARRIED.

A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was “very implusive,” according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.

First of all, I thought Mariah was, I dunno, like 43 years old, not 38. Secondly, I thought Nick Cannon was , I dunno, like 17 years old not 27. So I was way off. Finally, I didn’t even know these two were dating. And to be honest, the whole thing creeps me out.

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