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What You Can Do… For ZipperFish

The_Walrus — Sat, 17 May 2008 01:02:27 +0000

Don’t forget to help out ZipperFish this weekend. Here’s how you can help:

1. Narnia part 2 comes out this weekend. If you see it, head over to the Narnia page and write up a review. I want to know what you think!

2. I’ve dumped the ‘models’ in the Z-Chick section, and know ZipperFish is looking for hot chicks! Let’s face it, it’s the only reason why I have a MySpace page. Soooo… if you are a hot chick and want endless friend requests, fame & fortune, and icky guys gawking at your hot bod, why not be a Z-Chick? We are looking for you! Now’s the time to be the FIRST as we launch this new section! Fill out the form HERE. It’s free & fun!

3. Finally, head on over to our super cool Social network called The ZipperFish Hero Coprs! Sign up, post some pics, make friends! It’s another social network! What could be better? I mean, aside from a bullet in the head?

And now we crown the ZIPPERFISH USER OF THE WEEK!

This weeks winner is gbutler007!

We don’t know much about gbutler, other than the fact that he is obviously a butler that has a license to kill. And based on his avatar, he’s also a fan of Battlestar Galactica. We also know that due to the number of comments he has made on ZipperFish, he is probably an overweight man that eats ho-ho’s and lays around on his couch all day posting comments. We also believe that he is independently wealthy or perhaps a commercial jingle writer. Don’t ask us why we believe that.

In any case, we thank you gbutler007. We thank you for your quippy remarks, your iron grasp on pop culture, and your seemingly endless amount of free time. Thank you sir. And Apollo thanks you to.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The_Walrus — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:58:05 +0000

Rated: PG
Running Time: 2 hours, 20 min.
Starring: Peter Dinklage, Anna Popplewell, Ben Barnes, Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes
Directed by: Andrew Adamson

At a glance:
One year later, the Kings and Queens of Narnia find themselves back in that faraway wondrous realm, only to discover that more than 1,300 years have passed in Narnian time. During their absence, the Golden Age of Narnia has become extinct and Narnia has been conquered by the Telmarines and is now under the control of the evil King Miraz, who rules the land without mercy. The four children will soon meet a curious new character: Narnia’s rightful heir to the throne, the young Prince Caspian, who has been forced into hiding, as his uncle Miraz plots to kill him in order to place his own newborn son on the throne. With the help of the kindly dwarf, a courageous talking mouse named Reepicheep, a badger named Trufflehunter and a Black Dwarf, Nikabrik, the Narnians–led by the mighty knights Peter and Caspian–embark on a remarkable journey to find Aslan, rescue Narnia from Miraz’s tyrannical hold, and restore magic and glory to the land.

Kyra & the pole

The_Walrus — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:08:37 +0000

Kyra from CamWithHer dances in front of a pole.

Luna’s Cam

The_Walrus — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:07:10 +0000

Luna shakes her hot butt for the cam!

Laura Vandervoot: Bikinis & Smallville

The_Walrus — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:58:10 +0000

As you read below, reality “star” Audrina Partridge is starring in “Into the Blue 2.” Guess who else stars in it? Yup. “Smallville” star Laura Vandervoot.

Let me take this opportunity to catch you up on what’s going on after the season finale of Smallville.

Is Lana Lang off the show forever?
Yup. Lana is now off the show. She won’t be returning, as actress Kristin Kreuk has moved on. You’ll see her next in the “Street Fighter” movie remake. She plays Chun-Li.

What happens to Lex?
We will have to wait unil the fall to see what happens to Lex & Clark, but this much is certain. Lex will not be on the show anymore either. Michael Rosenbaum (who plays Lex) will not be returning. He wrote the following letter to the fans:

Dear Smallville Fans,

Well, it’s been seven wonderful years. Your support is what has made Smallville so successful, and I appreciate you all more than you know.

That being said, it is time for me to start the next chapter of my life and career. I hope that I gave you some enjoyment over the years, and that you found my portrayal of Lex Luthor to be satisfying. I am truly grateful, as Smallville fans are the best fans out there. I sincerely hope that you will continue to follow my career through my hair growth period and beyond.

I’m very excited about what the future holds, but certainly, Smallville will always be a part of me. I will definitely miss the greatest crew in the world, and the wonderful cast that has been like a family to me.

Thank you Al and Miles for creating the show. Thank you writers, producers, directors and editors. Thanks Tollin, Robbins and Davola for being there for the pilot. Thank you Peter Roth for employing me for ten years. Lisa Lewis, I miss you already. John Glover, thanks for helping me feel more comfortable touching other actors, while acting. Bizarre, but helpful.

Mostly, I want to thank Greg Beeman for directing the “Oh Sherry” video, by Steve Perry, back in the ’80s.
Thanks crew. Thanks fans. Thanks Smallville.

I love you all,
Michael Rosenbaum

Awww… (sniff.)

And finally…

Will Chloe be back?
With so many people leaving the show, it was a perfect time for Allison Mack (Chloe) to renegotiate her contract. I guess the producers wanted her back, because she got what she wanted and she will be returning.

With only one more season being picked up (for now) this would be the perfect opportunity for the writers of “Smallville” to take a much needed turn in the show. The season finale already showed us that Clark will most likely FINALLY leave the farm and become a reporter at the Bugle. And with Lana out of the picture, a Clark/Lois romance looks to be blooming.

I’d like to see “Smallville” take the leap from teenage fare to a more adult show. Get Clark in the tights and let’s see some SUPERMAN action next season!

And here’s “Kara” in a bikini. Oh YEAH!