There is an epidemic sweeping the nation! Did you know that it is impossible to get a good night’s sleep if you have breasts? Neither did I! Enter Kush Support, the nighttime boob supporter. (Or you could just hire me and my member. I’m available.)
See black people, us white people are not so bad!
It didn’t take long for a Balloon Boy parody set to a Lonely Island rip-off to happen. “Well I ain’t in no balloon, that’s some Disney sh*t” LOL!
WTF! What’s wrong with our country? Our damn President wants us to VOLUNTEER? It’s like we live in CHINA! Thank goodness Glenn Beck is all over this. Imagine if more people volunteered? It would be AWFUL! Helping people is just MARXISM in disguise. (aka “working for free”)
let me get this straight. Reality shows in Japan are like this, and we have Jon & Kate Plus 8?
I’ve already told you guys & gals about “The Vampire Diaries” on the CW on Thursdays. The show is really starting to hit it’s stride and some PG-13 rated vampire/human love making is coming our way soon. Not too late to jump into the show, especially because it stars uber-hottie Nina Dobrev! Oh-la-la!
From Yahoo News:
The ninth-season winner of reality TV show “Big Brother” has confessed to using his $500,000 prize to buy thousands of oxycodone pills and resell them, authorities said.
Adam Jasinski, 31, of Delray Beach, Fla., has been charged with attempting to sell 2,000 pills in Massachusetts to a government witness.
Federal prosecutors said Jasinski was arrested [...]
Hours after he worried America sick into thinking he was on a runaway balloon flying over Colorado – while he was just hiding in the attic – 6-year-old Falcon Henne, aka “Balloon Boy”, appears with his family on “Larry King Live.”
In this scene, Falcon admits that he heard his parents calling him, but declined to [...]
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