Audrina Patridge grants your wish by dressing up a “I Dream of Jeannie.” I’m sure your second wish is the same as mine. “Now lose the costume.”

Since Audrina is getting her own show on MTV, of course the best way to promote it is to do a Maxim spread. After looking at these photos, I think her show is going to be about doing laundry and eating cake. Oh. And blowing bubble-gum bubbles. Cause that doesn’t make me think of under-age girls AT ALL.