
Carrie Underwood hit the beach and sported off her rockin sexy body. Yowza! I wish these pics were better quality. The photographer must have been a half mile away!

As much as I love Taylor Swift (see previous post,) she’s no Carrie Underwood. I’m not sure about that white jumpsuit tho. She looks like she’s about to get shot out of a cannon.

Here’s ms. Underwood at the CMT awards. I SO wish Carrie would put on a little weight. Not a lot… just a couple pizzas. Then she would be perfect. Oh… and stop singing country music. Oh… and buy me Marvel super-hero statues. Then she would be perfect. Oh… and cook me french bread pizzas. And clean my house. Yup. That should do it.
Wow. I just LOVE Carrie Underwood. Yeah I know… she’s a country singer. Oh well, life isn’t perfect. But Carrie did sing one of my favorite George Michael songs on “Idol Gives Back” last night. It’s called “Praying for Time.” Betcha didn’t know it was a George Michael song, did ya? Anyway, she was awesome. Love me some Underwood.
(PS… don’t get on her bad side, she can be ICE cold. She dumped her last boyfriend via text message!)






































































