Here’s that lawn gnome Eva Longoria on a boat somewhere. Why? Because super-rich obnoxious people sun bathe on boats! Duh. of course you didn’t know that. Only super-rich people like me and Eva know that. You poor sap.
Looks like the lawn gnome busted out the wonder bra for this event. Oh… and she brought her LOSER basketball boyfriend with her. (Go Celtics!)
So the MET holds this costume thingy every year. I guess it’s just an excuse for celebs to dress up. I’m not sure about the “costume” part tho. I would have came as Superman or a Jedi. Lucky for you I am here to share ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY pictures. whew.
Beyonce looks like she’s really glad to be there.
Blake Lively is that chick from Gossip Girl. Yeah… she looks like a teenager…
Christina Ricci is looking less like an alien every day. You go girl!
Emmy Rossum is under rated as an actress and a hottie.
Eva Longoria looks mighty fine… but I still hate her.
Did you know that Eva Mendes got her start as a “video girl” in Will Smith’s video “Miami.” She later starred with him in “Hitch.” He didn’t remember her.
Fergie looks scarier than normal.
Gisele Bundchen looks like a man. But has great side b00b.
I love that the old Hilary Duff is back. She put some weight back on and dumped those huge teeth she used to have. We love you just the way you are Hilary!
Jennifer Lopez must have left the twins with the nanny.
Sorry Kate Bosworth, you are still too skinny. What happened to that bod from “Blue Crush”?
It’s Katie Holmes and some short guy. I think she shaved her head for Scientology. That’s a wig.
Kristin Davis is my favorite “Sex & the City” girl.
I don’t care what Mischa Barton’s butt looks like. I think she’s gorgeous.
Molly Simms.
The scariest person at the gala. Naomi Watts. WTF?
One of the Olsen Twins showed up as a bag lady.
Rachel Bilson’s dress is hot, hot hot! But is she really going out with him? yup.
Sorry. Never thought Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot.
Scarlett Johansson shows off her new engagement ring from Ryan Reynolds.
Taylor Swift. Who. Cool makeup!
So who do you think looked the best? Leave a comment!
Here’s Eva Longoria in London going to the premiere of her new movie, “Over My Dead Body.” Never heard of it? Don’t worry, no one has. Put it in your NetFlix queue now, cause it will be available a week after it premieres. Anyway… take a look at what Eva is wearing!!??? Everyone else is bundled up, but Eva seems to think that January is TOGA weather. Come to think of it, when IS Toga weather? I’m thinking somewhere around a couple thousand years ago.
