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Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Lynne Spears talked to Life & Style about Jamie Lynn and gave her thoughts on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy.

“I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age,” she tells Life & Style. “All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands.”

In God’s hands? Geez mom… maybe you should have taken your daughter’s life into your OWN hands. Screw up once with Britney, shame on her. Screw up twice with Jamie Lynn, shame on you. Maybe you shouldn’t have left your 13 year old daughter to fend for herself in LA for years. Moron.

Now here are some pics of a preggers Jamie Lynn. Is it wrong that these pictures turn me on? Oh boy. I’m going to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks fer sure.

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Boyfriend is Packin.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

So here’s the deal… YEEHAW! There ain’t nothing like ride’in those ATV’s and golf carts in Lee-zee-anna! Yeehaw! But sometimes those damn photog creeps have to break up a Pabst Blue Ribbon good time! How do you get rid of those pesky peeps? If you are redneck Casey Aldridge (boyfriend and baby-daddy of jamie Lynn Spears), the answer is simple. Pull a gun on um!

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Kids… don’t DO IT.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

So the Internets are a buzz this week with the fact that Britney’s pregnant younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, may be engaged. The 16 year old was spotted with a diamond ring on her left hand. Cause ya know… a marriage… now THAT’LL fix things. Here’s some rules for you kids.

1. Don’t have sex. At least not va-j-j sex. All other kinds are great. Experiment with those. It’s American. Just ask Bill Clinton.

2. If you MUST have va-j-j sex, a condom must be involved. No condom? Search in mom’s kitchen for some plastic rap and a rubberband.

3. If you DO have va-j-j sex unprotected… Girls, eat a lot of spicy foods real quick. Oh and go to Walmart for a morning after pill. It’s the American thing to do. What’s more American than Walmart?

4. Girls… if you swallow more, boys won’t want the va-j-j so much.

5. Girls… Do what Vanessa Hudgens does. Don’t have sex, just send naked pictures. What’s more American than High School Musical?

6. If you wind up getting pregnant, join a female boxing gym or female wrestling club.

7. Finally… NEVER EVER get married. Your kid is already a bastard. Why waste God’s time. What? Like he didn’t know you DID IT?

Now enjoy these pictures of Jamie Lynn. She denied all of us years and years of looking at her hot body before actually becoming a whore.