While in London this past week, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an exclusive (Read: paid) interview with The Sun where she tried to pretend her hotel room didn’t have an Eiffel Tower made of blow waiting for her:

On pretending she doesn’t use drugs anymore:
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”

On pretending she only used coke once when she was arrested in 2007:
“It was in a purse and I was with friends. I wasn’t trying to lie to police. I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad. I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like. It’s not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like shit. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don’t need something like that.”

On pretending her current drinking’s nothing to worry about. No, really:
“There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like shit in the morning. The thing is, at the times I was going out a lot and being seen everywhere, I would have been in college. My brother, who is 18, and his friends go out to bars and stuff till whatever time. That’s what you do in college. Mine was all in the public eye so it was magnified that much more.”

By the looks of these pics, I think Lindsay is getting a little old to go without any (cough) SUPPORT (cough.) Let’s face it, she’s not 18 anymore.

Lindsay Lohan sports a bikini on a yacht in Saint Barthelemy. I think 2010 will be her year. To die.